July San tos?

Sometimes a person cannot say what's on his mind.  The words just won't come.  Or at least, not the right ones.  For example ....  A telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room-service.

Room Service: "Morny.   Ruin sorbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!  Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow july den?"

Guest: "What??"

Room Service: "Ow july den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow july dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine"

Room Service: "Hokay.  An San tos?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos.  July San tos?"

Guest: "I don't think so"

Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singuestlish moppinuest we bother?"

Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"

Guest: "No. . . just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter. . .just put it on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Sorry?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest: "Yes.  Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."

Guest: "You're welcome."

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