Signs that you're broke:

1.  American Express calls to say:  "Leave home without it!"

2.  You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

3.  You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a bond with Abe Lincoln.

4.  Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

5.  Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

6. Your bologna has no first name.

7. You give blood... for the orange juice.

8. McDonald's supplies all your kitchen condiments.

9. At communion you go back for seconds.