A
blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or
prior experience.
She
mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle...
In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip...She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway...
The
horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally,
giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse - attempting to throw
herself to safety.
Unfortunately,
her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves and her head is struck against the ground over and
over...
Her head
battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her good fortune...
the
Wal-Mart Manager sees her and shuts off the horse.
